| Guy handing me my new computer game: |
"Is this for you or your boyfriend?"
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| Me: |
"Me."
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| He, grinning: |
"Sure? Not for your boyfriend?"
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| Me: |
"I...I don't have a boyfriend. How is this- I-?"
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| He, grinning more: |
"No boyfriend, huh?"
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| Me, after something in my brain went 'sizzle' very quietly: |
"You know what?" I point to the man on the cover of my game. "This is my boyfriend. He hates you now. Bye!"
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| Because Batman would never try to flirt with me by insinuating I can't like computer games because I'm a girl. |
